RNC Puppet Theater! Watch Palin Dance!

Welcome to RNC Puppet Theater!
Special Performance for the next 60 days!

McCain will preform a Ventriloquism act with his doll Palin.
Watch how he pulls the strings, makes her dance and makes her talk out her ass.

McCain campaign made it clear that Sarah Palin won't be doing any interviews anytime soon

According to Nicole Wallace of the McCain campaign, the American people don't care whether Sarah Palin can answer specific questions about foreign and domestic policy. According to Wallace -- in an appearance I did with her this morning on Joe Scarborough's show -- the American people will learn all they need to know (and all they deserve to know) from Palin's scripted speeches and choreographed appearances on the campaign trail and in campaign ads.

Via Time

Thankfully, it looks like America will be completely spared from the drudgery of having to find out if Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin is capable of formulating sentences that weren't written for her in advance...

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No, of course they don't. Do you wanna know why? Because that shit is booooorrrriiiiing!

Seriously, who gives a f*ck if the person who's gonna run our country if John McCain dies of oldmanephalitus knows the difference between Sunnys and She-Hulks. Or why exactly Russia decided to invade South Carolina last month. Zzzzzzzzzz...


Via Indecision 08

The gossip is that she is learning about foreign Policy.
WOW aren't her supporters proud.




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